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Good Samaritan
5$
Every month
Just so you can feel like you're helping.
30 day free trial
Cool Guy
10$
Every month
Helps a little more, but... ehhhh could do better.
30 day free trial
AOTS
50$
Every month
As an Associate Of The Show, we appreciate your support!
Valid for 12 months
FOTS
250$

One-Time Payment for 1 Year Plan
Valid for one year
POTS
500$

One-Time Payment for 1 Year Plan
Valid for one year
I C O N I C Patron
44,000,000,000$

One-Time Payment • Forever Website Access Plan
- Reveal Locked Blog Posts
- (1) Nike Shoe Deal for Branden Jason Johnson
- Discretionary Funds for Branden Jason Johnson
- *Refunds are not issued if customer cancels plan*
- *Purchase at your own risk*
Super Supporter
1,000$

One-Time Payment for 2 Year Plan
Valid for one year
Member Of The Show
25$
Every month
As a Member Of The Show, we appreciate your support!
Valid for 12 months
Tri-Session Pack
4,444$

3 private consultations scheduled at your own convenience.
Valid for 4 years
Tri-Session Pack
444$

3 private consultations scheduled at your own convenience.
Valid for 4 years
Tri-Session Pack
444$

3 private consultations scheduled at your own convenience.
Valid for 6 months

Good Samaritan